by Kristin Burnham

Social Media Haters Rejoice: Holiday Gifts Just for You

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Dec 9, 2010
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Every time you hear "tweet," "friend" or "connect," it makes you want to scream. You loathe the Fail Whale, Mark Zuckerberg and his posse of "friends." Sound familiar? Here's a collection of perfect gifts for those who share the same social sentiments as you.

Has Facebook Ruined Your Life?

Sure, you may have spent a few months in the pokey for stalking an ex on Facebook, but let everyone know you now realize how wrong your actions were with this fashionable timepiece.

$5.99; normalwatches.bigcartel.com

10 of the World’s Strangest Social Networks Facebook Bible: Everything You Need to Know About Facebook

Twitter Bible: Everything You Need to Know About Twitter

I’ll Drink to That!

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You’re seriously creeped out by e-mails that arrive regularly in your inbox informing you “@joeschmo is now following your tweets on Twitter!” Grab your pepper spray and emergency whistle, because there’s some stalking going down.

$14.80; www.zazzle.com

Twitter Tips: 5 Ways to Find Relevant Followers

#Fail

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It’s a unique fashion statement, but one you truly believe in. Show ’em how you feel about Twitter and its #annoyingmemes.

$35.50; www.zazzle.com