Former Massachusetts Gov. and presidential hopeful Mitt Romney infamously said last week, "Corporations are people, my friend." We're assuming he meant tech companies, too. So what actors would play them? What would the movies be called?
Matt Damon Plays Apple in “Maybe You Make Sh*tty Products”
Jason Statham plays Google in “The Bully”

Denzel Washington Plays Facebook in “Trust Me”
