by Tom Kaneshige

If Corporations Were People…

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Aug 15, 20113 mins
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Former Massachusetts Gov. and presidential hopeful Mitt Romney infamously said last week, "Corporations are people, my friend." We're assuming he meant tech companies, too. So what actors would play them? What would the movies be called?

Matt Damon Plays Apple in “Maybe You Make Sh*tty Products”

Matt Damon can do it all on screen, from action (“Bourne Identity”) to drama (“Good Will Hunting”) to westerns (“True Grit”) to comedy (“Ocean’s Thirteen”). In real life, he’s not to be messed with, either. Check out this video of Damon cutting down a cameraman, in true Apple style.

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Jason Statham plays Google in “The Bully”

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Why is it that when we think of Google, a bully comes to mind? Jason Statham has played a bully in some of the top action flicks in the past few years. Once he’s got you in his crosshairs, look out!

Denzel Washington Plays Facebook in “Trust Me”

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Everyone wants to be friends with the charismatic Denzel Washington. But that friendship might come back to bite you (“Et Tu, Brute?”). Is he a good guy? Bad guy? For the record, we love the movie “Training Day.”